My email to Sportbet

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Dear Sirs,

I am considering making a rather big reload deposit to your sportsbook -- I know, I must be a glutton for punishment after how you assholes dicked me around the last time I won a fair amount and I tried to withdraw my winnings, but you do offer good odds for arbs and bonus-hedging from time to time, so what the hell?

Before I make my deposit, however, I require the following documentation from you:

1. A certified copy of Sportbet.com's audited financial statements including details of customer deposits and withdrawals going back two years (you may blackout customers' identifying information)

2. A recent utility bill for your operations center

3. A recent corporate bank statement

4. Personal financial statements, and copies of bank statements and driver licences or other government-issued identification for all executive officers

5. Copies of driver licences or other government-issued identification for all employees who directly report to an executive officer.

Please be advised, that upon receipt of the above items, I may require further documentation (the requirements of which I will make up as I go along), that I will TAKE MY OWN SWEET GOD-DAMNED TIME answering correspondence requesting clarification of my requirements and that when I finally do respond, my answers to your specific and well-forumulated requests will be obfuscating, contradictory and dissimulating.

Sincerely,

P. S. I offer a 10% bonus on my deposit IF YOU SCAM ARTISTS WILL AGREE TO GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY WHEN I ASK FOR IT!

[Galeocerdo cuvier]

Alla känner igen sig. Vet hur det är att sitta och skicka in dokument efter dokument som nekas för att den var en dag för gammal eller för att bilden var lite sned. Ibland väntar jag på att de skall börja efterfråga bilder på inbjudningskorten till kalas jag fick när jag var 4-7.